Kissing Girls Made Easy
Kissing girls: It's meant to be fun. If you're nervous about kissing women, or see it as only a gateway towards sex, you're missing out. In fact, the more you take your time with kissing and truly enjoy it, the more chances you have of enjoying physical intimacy with a girl. So let me show you how to kiss girls--and enjoy it!
If you've never kissed before, the best thing you can possibly do is RELAX. It isn't a big deal if you muck up your first kiss! Girls are very understanding, and you can actually laugh about it. I know so many couples who joke about their first kiss. The first kiss most people have is an awkward one, so girls will forgive you if it's not perfect!
Next, learn proper kissing technique. That means knowing how to move in for the kiss, controlling your tempo, kissing for affection, and kissing for intimacy. There are lots of websites out there, but I like this site the best for kissing girls the RIGHT ways. You'll get pictures and everything about what's right and what's wrong.
I'm going to cover two particular areas of kissing in this column: kissing for affection, and kissing for intimacy. First let's talk about kissing for intimacy. Say you're on a date and want to move things to the next level. The best way to do it is to talk about how you'd like to kiss her. As one guru, Craig, says, "Talking about sex is the first step towards having it." Likewise, talking about kissing is the first step towards actual kissing. It will relax both of you and, if said in a relaxed, confident, NOT desperate tone, can really excite a girl. Once you do get to kissing, kiss with passion: don't half-job it! Use your arms, your body: press into her, touch her face with your hands, stroke her hair. All these things show you're serious about intimacy and want her in the worst way.
If she pulls in, you're doing great. Pulls back, just slow it down. Just because she doesn't do it with the same passion as you doesn't mean she wants it. A lot of times girls want to take things slower than guys. That's fine: match her tempo. Kiss her on the neck, the cheeks, all over. Eventually that will warm her up. When she starts to get into it (moaning, moving closer to you, grabbing you back), you can start kissing her in her erogenous zones all over the body. Remember, kissing isn't just on the lips! If you really want to get intimate, kiss her below the neck--on her thighs, on her hips (very sensitive area!) and even on her feet. Not to mention the obvious areas. :) This should guarantee you a great night.
But kissing doesn't end with sex! Too many guys make that mistake. Sex is only the BEGINNING of the kissing stage! As you're performing, remember to kiss her all over her body, particularly on the neck and breasts. Show that you're not interested just in a quick act--you want to be passionate and intimate, as well. Kissing achieves this purpose, and will make the girl eager to do it again!
For affection, kissing is the best. As I say in my e-book and audio articles, women LOVE surprises, so nothing shows you love your girlfriend (or wife) like a surprise, spontaneous kiss out of nowhere! She'll love it, and thank you for it. She'll also reward you for it, by staying with you and treating you great. Happy wife, happy life! The same goes with girlfriends. Don't be surprised if she starts bringing you breakfast in bed, buying you presents, acting a lot nicer, when you give her lots of kisses out of nowhere, just to remind her that you love her. This works!
Remember, kissing is meant to be FUN. Once you see the fun and enjoyable side of kissing, you'll surely want more and more. As an old Chinese proverb goes, "Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer: you can never get enough."
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Friday, November 28, 2008
The art of kissing
The Art of Kissing
Many of us are likely to forget that kissing, when properly gone about, can be a real pleasure. And unlike so many modern pastimes, it requires no mechanical equipment, little training, and small danger. The man who spends his time kissing can score greens fees, caddies, ski tows, and overhauling of motors. He can laugh at the weather, can feel safe from bodily injury, strains, sunburn, poison ivy, and the like. Locker room arguments with their lasting bitterness can be forgotten. And today, with our social advances, men have more and more time away from office and factory, more golden hours of leisure. Use them!
The Long Range View
However, there are times when pleasure must yield to sober thought, times when we must take the long range view. Just as important as knowing how to kiss is knowing when to kiss, and —even more important— when not to. If it seems to you that your wife is beginning to take you for granted, if for example she greets you in the evening wearing an old pair of slacks, it is time for discipline.
The Neglected Kiss
For several days neglect to kiss your wife. If she is used to it she may, by sheer habit, place herself in a kissing position, lips extended, body quivering, and face full of affection. Give her an excuse.
"Oh. Sorry, Baby. Don't want to give you this cold."
"I didn't notice you had a cold."
"You would if you kissed me, pet."
The next time an opportunity arises, say a few hours later, give her a different excuse. This is important.
"Oh, sorry, pet. Don't want you to catch this sore throat."
"I thought it was a cold, Davie."
"Where in the world did you get that idea, Love?"
The Automatic Kiss
This is sometimes referred to as the Kissless Kiss, and can be administered on the cheek or forehead, though the real expert can do it directly on the lips. If it is kept quick, dry, and sexless the lip technique is by far the most effective.
The humorous, or end-of-the-nose kiss is equally sexless, but carries with it a note of forgiveness.
The Slightly Preoccupied Kiss
Kiss her almost ardently, then break off suddenly and write something down in a memo pad.
"What are you writing, Davie?"
"Oh, nothing."
"Tell me, Davie, tell me?"
"Nothing at all, pet."
(Close the memo pad.)
"Where were we? Oh, yes, come here!"
Or, during the course of an ardent embrace, start humming something softly, but not too softly.
"David, what are you humming?"
"Our song, Baby."
"That isn't our song, David."
"No?" (Stop humming and go on with whatever you were doing.)
The Delayed Morning Kiss
A few weeks of skillful treatment should snap her back into line, if she is made of the right stuff. If so, be big. Take her back into the fold. It is best to do this dramatically, and one good method is the delayed morning kiss. Leave a few minutes early for work, drive once around the block, then rush back to the house. "Forget something, Davie?"
"Sure did, pet. Forgot to kiss you good-by. There!" Kiss her soundly, but don't overdo it. This is most effective if you have neglected to kiss her good-by for the last three or four mornings. Then leave for work. She will await your return eagerly.
The Anticipated Kiss
Closely related to the above, is the anticipated lass, also referred to as the delayed kiss, type two. Indicate subtly that you do plan to kiss her. Bend toward her slowly and then, as your lips almost touch, laugh softly. "Oh. It just occurred to me. Funny thing happened at the office today." Tell your little anecdote. When you finally do kiss her, she will appreciate it all the more.
The Burning Kiss
The mechanics of this are simple to perfect. In fact, you can do almost anything as long as you do it slowly. It is the real expert, however, who adds afterwards the lovable, boyish touch.
"Gosh!" (Give her a big smile.) "Gosh, Mom, that was keen!"
The Question of Ears
You will find that women are sharply divided on their reactions to the ear kiss or even, in extreme cases, the ear bite. They either like this very much, or not at all. Experiment once or twice, gingerly. If it fans her quickly into a flame you have another arrow in your quiver, another card in your deck. Remember it.
"Should I Kiss Her Hand?"
Though not actually subversive, hand-kissing is UnAmerican, and should be used only in extreme cases. A word of warning: like eating peanuts, hand-kissing is habit-forming and difficult to stop once begun. If not curbed it can give your wife's hand a chapped or nibbled look and can bring you infection and loss of appetite.
Many of us are likely to forget that kissing, when properly gone about, can be a real pleasure. And unlike so many modern pastimes, it requires no mechanical equipment, little training, and small danger. The man who spends his time kissing can score greens fees, caddies, ski tows, and overhauling of motors. He can laugh at the weather, can feel safe from bodily injury, strains, sunburn, poison ivy, and the like. Locker room arguments with their lasting bitterness can be forgotten. And today, with our social advances, men have more and more time away from office and factory, more golden hours of leisure. Use them!
The Long Range View
However, there are times when pleasure must yield to sober thought, times when we must take the long range view. Just as important as knowing how to kiss is knowing when to kiss, and —even more important— when not to. If it seems to you that your wife is beginning to take you for granted, if for example she greets you in the evening wearing an old pair of slacks, it is time for discipline.
The Neglected Kiss
For several days neglect to kiss your wife. If she is used to it she may, by sheer habit, place herself in a kissing position, lips extended, body quivering, and face full of affection. Give her an excuse.
"Oh. Sorry, Baby. Don't want to give you this cold."
"I didn't notice you had a cold."
"You would if you kissed me, pet."
The next time an opportunity arises, say a few hours later, give her a different excuse. This is important.
"Oh, sorry, pet. Don't want you to catch this sore throat."
"I thought it was a cold, Davie."
"Where in the world did you get that idea, Love?"
The Automatic Kiss
This is sometimes referred to as the Kissless Kiss, and can be administered on the cheek or forehead, though the real expert can do it directly on the lips. If it is kept quick, dry, and sexless the lip technique is by far the most effective.
The humorous, or end-of-the-nose kiss is equally sexless, but carries with it a note of forgiveness.
The Slightly Preoccupied Kiss
Kiss her almost ardently, then break off suddenly and write something down in a memo pad.
"What are you writing, Davie?"
"Oh, nothing."
"Tell me, Davie, tell me?"
"Nothing at all, pet."
(Close the memo pad.)
"Where were we? Oh, yes, come here!"
Or, during the course of an ardent embrace, start humming something softly, but not too softly.
"David, what are you humming?"
"Our song, Baby."
"That isn't our song, David."
"No?" (Stop humming and go on with whatever you were doing.)
The Delayed Morning Kiss
A few weeks of skillful treatment should snap her back into line, if she is made of the right stuff. If so, be big. Take her back into the fold. It is best to do this dramatically, and one good method is the delayed morning kiss. Leave a few minutes early for work, drive once around the block, then rush back to the house. "Forget something, Davie?"
"Sure did, pet. Forgot to kiss you good-by. There!" Kiss her soundly, but don't overdo it. This is most effective if you have neglected to kiss her good-by for the last three or four mornings. Then leave for work. She will await your return eagerly.
The Anticipated Kiss
Closely related to the above, is the anticipated lass, also referred to as the delayed kiss, type two. Indicate subtly that you do plan to kiss her. Bend toward her slowly and then, as your lips almost touch, laugh softly. "Oh. It just occurred to me. Funny thing happened at the office today." Tell your little anecdote. When you finally do kiss her, she will appreciate it all the more.
The Burning Kiss
The mechanics of this are simple to perfect. In fact, you can do almost anything as long as you do it slowly. It is the real expert, however, who adds afterwards the lovable, boyish touch.
"Gosh!" (Give her a big smile.) "Gosh, Mom, that was keen!"
The Question of Ears
You will find that women are sharply divided on their reactions to the ear kiss or even, in extreme cases, the ear bite. They either like this very much, or not at all. Experiment once or twice, gingerly. If it fans her quickly into a flame you have another arrow in your quiver, another card in your deck. Remember it.
"Should I Kiss Her Hand?"
Though not actually subversive, hand-kissing is UnAmerican, and should be used only in extreme cases. A word of warning: like eating peanuts, hand-kissing is habit-forming and difficult to stop once begun. If not curbed it can give your wife's hand a chapped or nibbled look and can bring you infection and loss of appetite.
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